Alright, that’s bloody over. We all had a good time and many more of us are getting completely jang house on Boxing Day. I got plenty of good presents and and not a lot of clothes that will go straight to the bottom of my clothes draw. One of the finest additions to my arsenal of greatness was champagne marmite, yes champagne marmite. I know many people aren’t fans of marmite and I say “Pah, Philistines”. It tricks me into thinking I’m having something majorly savoury for breakfast and not a bowl of drab cereal.
Marmite: Food of Champions
Paddington Bear even swapped his marmalade sandwiches for marmite ones. Some of you say this is because marmite paid the daughter of the writer to have Paddington to appear in adverts . Truth is marmalade made him look like a pussy and he was getting shit down Westbourne Grove. Since he changed sandwiches, mother fuckers don’t mess with him. There is also a Guinness marmite which is next on my consumption list.
Paddington will now jack your ass
In the next couple of days this blog will be cleaned up a bit as more people are reading it and even the shit blogs have better header pictures and colour schemes. Getting queer eye for the straight guy over to clean this shit up.
One for the money, two for the show. Check back soon.