Tropical London

New Greg Nyce Mix

Bmore, Ragga and Summer. Download HERE

Girls Aloud

Watch out what you write

A civil servant appeared in court yesterday charged with writing an “obscene” blog about Girls Aloud in which fantasised about the torture, rape and murder of the pop band. Darryn Walker, 35, of South Shields, was charged under the Obscene Publications Act after posting a fictional piece online titled Girls (Scream) Aloud.

The 12-page blog is alleged to include detailed descriptions of the kidnap, rape and mutilation of the pop group, which comprises of Sarah Harding, Cheryl Cole, Nicola Roberts, Kimberley Walsh and Nadine Coyle. Its existence was brought to the attention of the police by the Internet Watch Foundation after it was uploaded to a porn site. Walker was arrested in February of this year.

Rinsed from the Guardian. Can’t be bothered to rewrite it.

What would Andrew W.K do?

September/October

Cause some more bother, innit.

Forgotten Gems: I hate you when you’re pregnant

This come up on my mp3 player the other day. Shame he’s still not about.

A conversation

Chris: Did you here about Michael Jackson? It’s really sad. I was in shock.

Sela: Yes, do you know how to do pivot charts in Excel

I keep it golden boy like C3PO

In defiance

I stumbled upon Defiance Ohio again whilst clearing out my computer. Apart from being really nice people, they also let you download it for free. They’re kind of like a better gogol bordello without that hag, Madonna as a friend.

Michael Jackson died

Oh what, you didn’t know. This was his best song.

Work
I am working 22 hours straight tomorrow. The most I did for one shift was 26 hours. My fingers are cut and I have splinters in my hands, but its nice not to program. For a bit anyway.

Get hench or die tryin’

This time last year

With Lil Wayne’s Tha Carter 3 as the soundtrack to a PBR fuelled raggo attack on the East Coast.

This time two years ago

The other half of Indiscrete Mathematics and the man from the land of Cod hit up Santorini.

Marnie Stern
Playing the Luminaire on July 23rd. Do yourself a favour and go.

Maths in Film: La habatacion de fermat
This may get some kids interested in Maths. Fingers crossed.

Wash your mouth out with soap

2 LIVE CREW

Buy some art
All the art school end of year shows will be taking place soon. shame most of the work will be shit. However, remember that they give out free wine from Lidl. GO buy some art from Micheal Sieben instead.

ching ching

I got game like a twister mat

A hard days night

But there is a magical substance I’ve found.

Makes me real witty and my actions profound

I drink just a little and a new man am I

I drink but some more and I can touch the sky

Because I know that I’m sexy when I drink my beer.

Turns out this is probably not true. Last night I tried piecing together my birthday drinks as I can’t recall that much after 11pm. With help from various people’s camera phones, digital cameras and call registers, we think that we have a good idea.

The voice of god

I woke up to Radio 4 this morning to a documentary about the platypus. This was great . I think if there was a God, it would definitely be David Attenborough. He’s so calming.

On the 5th day, God made lizards

Say wut, Clyde

Clyde Singleton talks bare shit. Fortunately, most of its quite funny or offensive.  I’ve been reading his blog, which you can also do by clicking Here

On the Rotation

Take it off – The Donnas

Hold the Line – Major Lazer

Hey Suburbia – Screeching Weasal

Gyal Mi Love – Gappy Ranks

Ohio – Neil Young

So fucking disco – Pase Rock

Schaffino – At the drive in

Goddamn lonely love – Jason Isbell

Might like you better – Amanda Blank (Album drops next month!)

Who’s Real – Jadakiss

Tell me what it looks like, Tell me what it is

When times weren’t tough (Part n+1)

It was clear, but it was cola and tasted like cola, too. Shame people only bought it once and then forgot about it.

Its cola and its clear

Iverson Vs Rocky

Will the 76ers ever be good again. Actually, we never were, but I want to wear my Sixers top with pride, not fear.

Dreaming of Lisbon

I want to sit around and drink coffee in Lisboa

Shake your ass and bounce those tits, girl if you’ve come to party

JA

Go get Jang house at Carnival.

Yeah, Diplo is playing Carnival in his Major Lazer guise. Here is Hold the line ft Santigold and MR Lexx

While on the subject

Anyone want to buy me this. I think it’ll go nice with my trousers.

Brown, Blue and White

ORAN JUICE JONES  – THE RAIN

My first impulse was to run up on you and do a Rambo…. YES ORAN!!! Always mention the lynx coat in a break up.  Full video is up somewhere, but I’m lazy, innit.

x implies y which in turn fucks up those last 200 lines of code

Back in academia

Finally back in the labs and trying to sort out the final project. I’ve got to write at least 15,000 words. Fuck. I struggle at writing a paragraph. This Machine Learning book is nice and it’s also free. Please give a round of applause to the nice fellows at the robotics department at Stanford Uni for publishing it on the net. Click HERE to get your hands on the book.

NYCE lunchbox mix

From Philly to wherever you are

Greg Nyce makes some wicked mixes and this is the newest one. Download it HERE

Neil Young

Everyone is going to Glastonbury next week. I’m not. Instead, I’m going to see Neil Young instead.