When times weren’t tough. Part 4

I think Matt had this one. I had the blue werewolf.

Jabba

I have been listening to lots of Devon Williams of Osker fame. You should do the same by clicking here.

When Times weren’t tough part 2

Had enough of programming. Like masturbation, if you do too much of it you’ll go blind and also it’s probably not good to talk with girls about.

Times weren’t tough when i used to read Chris Pulman’s articles in Sidewalk magazine. I read that Chris isn’t skating as a pro anymore, which is a shame because he did some really creative things.  Sit back.

For the next month I’ll be in Maughan Library trying to remember the last 4 months. Wish there was more code and numbers in these exams. They are kind and words are brutal.

Working 8 till 10pm, what a way to make a living

Weekend

Great news! The new Suga Fist mixtape will be out on June 12th. Here’s what the scumbag had to say.

THE MALT LIQUOR MESSIAH MIXTAPE
I know my swelling fanbase has been chomping at the goddamn bit for another slice of aural heaven. Fret not motherfuckers, after 3 years in the making I am ALMOST done with the rape pop mixtape masterpiece. The mixtape will be preceded by the digital single “DOWNTOWN ACTION” which will I’ll toss a link up here for. It’ll have horrid artwork and lyrics. Suga Fist T-shirts will also rear their hideous heads on the horizon. Support homegrown hate hop. As it stands the mixtape will drop June 12th. I’ll be previewing nuggets of filth here first. A crudely shot video for one of the singles will follow.

fuck off.

Marvelous.

Go to Get Me! at the Globe on Talbot Road tomorrow night. Good music, good music and damn fine Jamaican food.

She was the only fit girl in the lake

Oh, and because I’m going to be programming a lot over the weekend, I won’t be doing another update till early next week, I’ll leave you with the funniest thing I have read in ages, courtesy of Jayson Musson of Plastic Little fame with his views on Indie nu rave fuckers, primarily fans of the Klaxons.

Guess what. Those aren’t sexy eyes. That’s a leer.

Guess what else. Real young people don’t dance to music. They fuck on beat standing up.

That “moving your body cuz your high on music “shit is finished. You need to have your dick out as soon as you get past the bouncer. You need to start humping the air and walking towards all females. Because chicks in the club are not looking to “vibe.” They’re trying to get pregnant. Why are they trying to get pregnant? Because their feminine intuition tells them that 1.) A relationship with you outside the confines of the club would be a dreadful waste of happiness and all positive energy and 2.) The Apocalypse is coming, males will be annihilated, and they need to plant that seed and repopulate the Earth or else mankind will be wiped without a trace from the face of the planet.

See, once again you’ve failed. You’re a horrible boyfriend, a lousy dancer, a failed novelist and a Klaxons fan.

Check his art stuff here.

Thafe

Music gets better and better!

Music is pretty shit at the moment, but fortunatley true rock stars like this are here to save the day. Turn your shitty laptop speakers up to 10 and enjoy.

This fat bitch doesn’t look that emotional in the video because she’s thinking of a big pile of pies and cannot concentrate properly.

The Man: A mildly drunk night in NY

You can’t party hard every night when you’re on holiday otherwise you’re going to fuck shit up with your body and all. Me and Matt took a night off and luck was on our side as after we had a few pints at some NY brewery we were luck enough to catch “The Man” on one of the our scummy Hotel’s movie channels. Not often you get to see this in a Sam L Jackson film.

The Return

My throat really hurts, I had barely any sleep and I almost got sun burnt on Friday, but Madrid was heavy. Thanks to everyone, especially the Gitano sucio for a memorable trip.

When in Spain

Themselves

Some will know that Themselves are back after a little hiatus. They are coming to London in April. Make sure you see them. Here’s one of the promos.

chomp on this

Conan & Friends Part II from anticon. on Vimeo.

Myspace: click here. Safe.

I did have something good to write about, but have forgotten about it (Yeah, sounded great).  So, I’ll do the what’s coming up in the next couple of weeks.

I’ll do some Uni friend a favour and put this up first. If you want to see shitty amateur theatre, then go to the Greenwood theatre on March 11th for a play. It might be alright and for £5 it’s pretty much recession proof.

Shubba

Get tickets from KCLSU.

If you’re about in Philadelphia tonightthen head for the Barbary for the 1 year anniversary of Jang house. PL are playing, plus an xxx special guest. Have a PBR for me.

Get Me! is having another night at the GLobe and if you haven’t been to the Globe already then you’re in for a treat. Good tunes too. Check out this!

Ahh, I miss the filth (Filthadelphia). For you’re self pleasuring moments tonight I’ll leave you with a picture of your humble author all wet from a hotel fountain after too drunk to fuck at the kyhber.

Neon Neon Paradise

I went to Paradise in Kensal Rise last night and was shocked with the amount of people who did front of cctv cameras. Even when you tell the cretins there is a camera above their heads, they still do it nonetheless and were quickly booted out. Drinks were pricey, but if you go to the shop next door you can buy a big bag of ice, plastic cups, coke and spirits. We had a mini street party and all was good until a car full of girls laughed at our pikey ways. Fuck them, I bet they went to a shitty club and spent the night wondering what would have happened if they partied with us.

I’ve got neon neon on heavy rotation at the moment. They are good like twice as nice ice. Click here to check em out. Oldish, but nice, ya.

How we party

An insight into how we party.