A Sporting Progression

I don’t know what X games they are on now and I don’t really care anymore. This is an advert from X games 13 about free skates. I don’t know why companies still persist in trying to create a sport which makes all of it’s riders look like mongs. Maybe they’re just providing a service for humanity in providing a visual indication for who is sketchy. Nonetheless, I guess the twats in Australia will take to this.

Twitting Twitter Twit

I have not signed up for twitter yet. I probably won’t because most of my days are the same.

07:05 – Scratch balls while waking up.

07:10 – Eat a marmite based breakfast.

07:30 – Check post and emails

07:32 – Scratch balls again while reading post

09:00 – Start coding

09:15 – Scratch ball while programming

ditto.

on Fridays can’t be bothered to Twitter

Saturday, as friday

Birthday

Its still a bit off, but if anyone is stuck for ideas for birthday present , I suggest they buy me thiese little fellows.

Goodwin = scum

I try to avoid writing about about current affairs and politics as there are many bodies who can do a better job. I woke up to Radio 4 telling me that Fred Goodwin is pure filth.

The face of a cunt

Mate a £16,000,000 pension from the age of 50. And for your great work? A £24,000,000,000 loss for the Royal Bank of Scotland. Lend me a fiver, Fred.

What boxing needs.

Boxing needs Mayweather, Hopkins and Toney. Ok, well Tyson isn’t going to happen, but a figure like that it does need. If it did have more “bad guy” figures then more people would buy the pay per views and Boxing wouldn’t have to worry about UFC. Thing is at the moment Mayweather has “retired”, Hopkins needs a decent fight to stay in the game and if Mike Tyson boxes it just makes myself and others sad seeing him deteriorating like he has. Some Boxers need to fill the “bad guy” role and up the trash talk. At the end of the day and whatever fight is held, there is nothing but respect shown between each boxer, so before getting to that point why not up the trash.

Indi YA!

It was a toss up between Mexico to Argentina or India. The credit crunch told me to stick with India as there are more hippies that I can cuss and less tough men calling me gringo. It does, however, mean I can’t use my sub standard Spanish.

So this means I’ll have to watch slumdog millionaire. Fuck no, it looks shit and I still don’t know why everyone is banging on about it.

The premise: Poor kid wins who wants to be a millionaire. Sorry, that wouldn’t get my grandma excited. I’m glad it won an Oscar though as the other films looked pretty shit, bar milk. Also a shame that Mickey Rourke didn’t win one.

Anyway, back to India. The thing I’m most looking forward to is the Tuk Tuk.

When I went to Thailand me and my travelling companion got the drivers to do wheelies. Fucking Ace.

Oy Ola

Cunt Smasher

Excuse the foul language.

Mother would not be proud of my use of English.

Ewoks and Predator

We all know the saddest scene in film history is in return of the Jedi when one of the ewoks gets fucked up and the mummy starts screaming. Man, that took me at least 4 months to get over. Seems like it wasn’t all in vain when certain scenes were left out of the movie. Yes, mother fucking ewoks killed the big bad predator.

Does anyone know anything about this Mr Pregnant fellow?

WordPress, arsenal, woman

Whenever I login to a post or to check the stats, I always have to look at the advert for featured blogs. The ones that are massive are either a) The one with the stuck up women who looks like she isn’t getting enough sex or b) The Arsenal blog that talks about 12 year old wonder kids.

Lady there is a sloution and that is prostitutes and Arsenal man, you’re team will finish 5th.

Anyway, scuse the rant. Been listening to the foloowing and you should check them out.

• Holler, Wild Rose!: Have made me like music with instruments again.
• MZ Streamz: Has made me like female rap again.
• Empire of the sun: Have made me want, not actually, but want to dance. You’ll have to get fucked up before I hit a dance floor.

Ciao