Weekend

Great news! The new Suga Fist mixtape will be out on June 12th. Here’s what the scumbag had to say.

THE MALT LIQUOR MESSIAH MIXTAPE
I know my swelling fanbase has been chomping at the goddamn bit for another slice of aural heaven. Fret not motherfuckers, after 3 years in the making I am ALMOST done with the rape pop mixtape masterpiece. The mixtape will be preceded by the digital single “DOWNTOWN ACTION” which will I’ll toss a link up here for. It’ll have horrid artwork and lyrics. Suga Fist T-shirts will also rear their hideous heads on the horizon. Support homegrown hate hop. As it stands the mixtape will drop June 12th. I’ll be previewing nuggets of filth here first. A crudely shot video for one of the singles will follow.

fuck off.

Marvelous.

Go to Get Me! at the Globe on Talbot Road tomorrow night. Good music, good music and damn fine Jamaican food.

She was the only fit girl in the lake

Oh, and because I’m going to be programming a lot over the weekend, I won’t be doing another update till early next week, I’ll leave you with the funniest thing I have read in ages, courtesy of Jayson Musson of Plastic Little fame with his views on Indie nu rave fuckers, primarily fans of the Klaxons.

Guess what. Those aren’t sexy eyes. That’s a leer.

Guess what else. Real young people don’t dance to music. They fuck on beat standing up.

That “moving your body cuz your high on music “shit is finished. You need to have your dick out as soon as you get past the bouncer. You need to start humping the air and walking towards all females. Because chicks in the club are not looking to “vibe.” They’re trying to get pregnant. Why are they trying to get pregnant? Because their feminine intuition tells them that 1.) A relationship with you outside the confines of the club would be a dreadful waste of happiness and all positive energy and 2.) The Apocalypse is coming, males will be annihilated, and they need to plant that seed and repopulate the Earth or else mankind will be wiped without a trace from the face of the planet.

See, once again you’ve failed. You’re a horrible boyfriend, a lousy dancer, a failed novelist and a Klaxons fan.

Check his art stuff here.

Thafe